If you want to impress your friends or whoo (yes, whoo) potential romantic interests, you need to get yourself a Kerrang (TM) answering machine message. My favourite is the "Nigel" from bush one, who's the bloke from bush who isn't boshing Gwen Stefani. Also worth mentioning is the Corey Slipknot one (btw he's the one who wears a mask).