i don't understand pink's new single at all. why does she act so relentlessly wacky in the video? is this the real pink? why does the song sound uncannily like younger younger 28s - we're going out? what an odd career move, really. after this video, surely it's too late to ever go back to crazy-sexy-cool r'n'b diva-dom, so what will she be left with? somebody save pink from herself!

(i would also prefer not to have to imagine kissing pink's arse. i mean, she's just trying to prove that she's got 'tude but i swear that line comes off as being super-literal.)