recently on westwood...

westwood defends that rubbish xzibit song "choke me, spank me, pull my hair": "this song ain't advocating violence against women or anyone... it's a story about going to a strip club... AND HAVING SOME FUN!!"

"in da club" confirms its position as biggest song in the world by having like eight million alternate-mc versions, mainly by up-and-coming types like joe budden who need to prove shit - westwood neglects to play inevitable faux-conscious, truly-embarrassing dead prez version. (lets have a proper dancehall riddim version like that addictive riddim!) (also, ms dynamite should freestyle over it to begin the hype for her 'good' album!)

westwood loves r kelly's music but "if he did the crime he's gotta do the time." all this awareness of outside events is quite uncharacteristic.

pharrell guested last week and the main news is he's turning into a complete dickhead! he pompously got westwood to turn down the music down so he could deliver this message "we do not want a war; we do not want a war; we.. do.. not.. want... a.. war; we do not want a war; we. do. not. want. a. war." you don't hear chris moyles do that, and its very worthy and cool - but pharrell, what about britney??

and he has played some good tunes! joe budden's actual new single, "pump it up" (shhhh), is all forward-motion energy rush horns and siren sounds, kind of like "pass the courvoisier" but thankfully without busta or diddy or acoustic guitar. that dude from blueprint 2 whose name is almost paedo crack has this song which sounds like what rza should be doing instead of falling off worse and worse every year; freeway guests and takes the oppurtunity to sound more like ghostface than ever before. i heard like thirty seconds of kardinal offishall's new single - it is very possibly some weirdo snare-less neptunes indian riffing. "excuse me miss" is still rubbish.