yes, official ugliest band in britain liberty x have crashed into number 1 with the least distinguished chart topper since, i don't know, leanne rhymes' "can't fight the moonlight" or maybe that rubbish second hear'say single. (really, i just checked... and what the fuck is rui da silva feat. cassandra - "touch me" and how does it go??). most of the new entries i've barely even heard of, as they're no doubt only popular on commercial radio instead of the station without remorse. i can discern that there's the one with mr shabbz's twin brother ("freak mode" - it's alright ); the one where enrique gets to bed kournikova (pretty good!); the one where pink goes soft rock and admits she's a lesbian or that she cuts herself or something (excellent!); the one where you have to imagine fat joe actually, like, having a sexual relationship with ladies (ewww!); plus some others i suspect are house anthems that arent as good as shakedown. i'm going to download the rammstien tune that went in at number 30 right now!