sugababes - ugly

things what often puzzle us hearing this on the radio 24/7

- the remarkable lack of pop resonance for the chorus pay-off. fucksake, no fool has said 'if i'm ugly then so are u' since 1984 and even then it was probly some grange hill spastic. mostly disappointing cos if you said, facelift who could possibly top tlc's "unpretty" at the tearful body-issue realness game i would almost certainly have said sugababes

- 'i noticed that my eyes and hair weren't the same' now mutya's left will this make a lick of sense? the excuse me i just popped in from a old ladies ballet class new one will have to wear luminous green contacts for the live show. and travel back in time to have a similar conversation with her parents who may never have called her beautiful (and if they have they are dirty liars)! IT'S JUST NOT REALISTIC

- 'and i did things that made me ashamed / cos i didn't know my body would change' well fair enough kiesha- waaaaait a minute, you did things as a very short person that would shame the moderately taller? wtf did you do?? take things from a high table unnoticed? steal mole babies? rob houses thru the catflap?

- just let van halen play JUMP already, dont take it out on him