five lame things

1) "sweet dreams my la ex" - suddenly evil for marking the return of the shuffle beat, so now we get "with a little help from my friends" (strangely no one is claiming this as 'shuffletech'!)

2) saying 'fiddy' instead of 50 cent. ahhh so lame!

3) saying "oh rap is so corny now, even jay-z says so!" what the fuck does he know! didn't you ever hear "sunshine"? or "moment of clarity" even? god i hate rappers who aren't 50 cent.

4) justin's "i'm so self-aware and slightly naughty!" reaction shot at every awards show ever. is this stock footage?? actually now that i think of it this is kind of cool.

5) that observer music magazine - the "she wants to move" of sunday supplements! usually i can read any old shit quite happily (especially if it's sort of free) but man, this magazine is so terrible my eyes watered.