omg it's the charts!

it would seem not even a bizzare "let us celebrate the opening of the uk branch of def jam" remix of "southern hospitality" featuring ms dynamite could entice people to buy the ludacris single, but i think that's cuz "saturday" is as joyless as anything off his last album - it doesn't matter how much you talk about arses or have cooing ooh ooh choruses, we know you're a manic depressive, luda! (for more proof see mtv's diary of ludacris thing.) (to be fair it might just be a case of him not knowing exactly where to go after the early, funny ones.)

i just realized all the stuff i missed during spizzazzz downtime, like all the things i wanted to say about how appleton (i had a "fantasy" about never having to hear their song!) and pink and ronan and possibly others were all over that unrocking digi-rock sound i invented months ago! but now the moment has passed, so instead: wow, eve only at number six! i still like "gangsta lovin'" quite a lot, it's nice to imagine if all irv gotti choruses were sung by alicia, but surely this was eve's moment to step up to nelly's league with some perfectly realized impact pop! (eve-olution = dre fell off again!)

what is the point of trucks if their embarrassing brit-wheatus novelty rock only reaches number 35?? busted, on the other hand, are amazing and have exceeded expectation. i just listened to a brief clip of the new garbage single, it sounded ok but there was no goth shit. it reminded me of the fc kristhuna milian bootleg i wasted four hours making.