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Race thug football star Lee"I didn't kick him, I just held Jonathan's coat" Bowyer, has been put on the transfer list by Leeds Utd for not paying a disciplinary fine of four weeks wages.

The bloke from Big Country has died.

I found this GIF on the bbc site, i dunno it's just icky that someone sat infront of paintshop doing that.

Yemen (it's a country, i checked) has blown up some al-queda type terrorists, who were cunningly disguised as innocent civilians.

Check out OBL's motley crew, they're kinda like the Wu, but i imagine they have more spangly Rodney 'Darkchild Na Na' Jerkins beats.

In other news, spicybabygirlwhatever Emma Bum-fun has bought a house in Brighton. Whether this is the Brighton on the south coast of England, or the Brighton in newjerseynewyork type place, or the Brighton in Australia is unclear.

Quote "To find a prince, you gotta kiss a lot of toads" Foxy Brown Ill NaNa