liz hurley: "I swear on everything I hold sacred, there will be no pictures of my naked stomach on the cover of a magazine."

well, er, damn. this must be proof that liz considers demi moore her natural forebear (they both have awful taste in film projects and a ludicrously over-inflated sense of relative importance). i do like it when heat magazine shows pictures of her when she had bushy, gallagher-like eyebrows and wore awful trouser suits - not because she deserves to be seen as foolish, just that it makes me feel better about about my bushy, gallagher-like eyebrows and awful trouser suits. it's a cruel world when you're a civilian.