lethal b - some indie rmx



while this is kind of old and lame, i feel a odd compulsion to update on each wacky turn bizzle takes! this time he spits simplectively over some indie (I THINK IT'S THE RAKES AS THEY ARE ON V2 AS WELL, I HAVE HEARD THEM ON ZANE) and really pulls off that fresher's week crossover vibe (several months late) ('hello i have just arrived at university and flicked thru a nme, tell me of these black people ive heard so much about, chums!' = a demographic well catered to by those fatcat record execs) while also tapping into the fattie hooligan music zeitgeist. kewl!

i got fins and u got fins



chris brown. london eye. mtv interview. whale. song about whale. tim kash. failure to understand nation's sombre mood of reflection. tiii-iiim!

clicky clicky to hear c brown's impromptu london whale freestyle.

sugababes - ugly

things what often puzzle us hearing this on the radio 24/7

- the remarkable lack of pop resonance for the chorus pay-off. fucksake, no fool has said 'if i'm ugly then so are u' since 1984 and even then it was probly some grange hill spastic. mostly disappointing cos if you said, facelift who could possibly top tlc's "unpretty" at the tearful body-issue realness game i would almost certainly have said sugababes

- 'i noticed that my eyes and hair weren't the same' now mutya's left will this make a lick of sense? the excuse me i just popped in from a old ladies ballet class new one will have to wear luminous green contacts for the live show. and travel back in time to have a similar conversation with her parents who may never have called her beautiful (and if they have they are dirty liars)! IT'S JUST NOT REALISTIC

- 'and i did things that made me ashamed / cos i didn't know my body would change' well fair enough kiesha- waaaaait a minute, you did things as a very short person that would shame the moderately taller? wtf did you do?? take things from a high table unnoticed? steal mole babies? rob houses thru the catflap?

- just let van halen play JUMP already, dont take it out on him

kevin federline - popozão



aight well it's comparison time!

- enthusiastic portugeezer frat dude fakeness reminds me of popular but mysteriously never talked about by anyone "roc ya body" by mvp and man brandishing horn

- except fed's beat is so adept it forces u to visualize its laborious fruitypoops construction, ahhh sooo many highlighted trigger pads I'VE GONE BLIND. and that recalls the spizz-favourite junko riddim and wiley igloo thing wot inspired it

- i keep thinking of holly vallance's "kiss kiss" as well

- i feel as though i've missed an episode of britney & kevin unleashed where, after consumating their relationship in a swanky london hotel, they insist on a detour to mr bongo to cop the baile funk cd (only to find its closed and they have to go to select-a-disc)

- in fact had britney dropped some weirdo breathey bum-singing on top, "popozão" would have slotted in unremarkably on in the zone

- gatinha sai do chão / vai descendo o popozoã 4real

gwen stefani ft eve - rich girl (spizzaeton remix)



one final farewell to 05 in the form of a lil touch-up i forgot to post ten months ago. I SWEAR IT'S ALL 06 CONTENT FROM NOW.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!