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40 days of spizz blends is postponed for a while because we are nearly out of bandwith for august already. in the meantime, why not tell us which ones you were feeling or not feeling! and send us music too! gwan!
15.8.04
4.8.04
40 days of spizz blends
eighteen: j-kwon - "tipsy" spizz blend
(j-kwon is like the first rapper to make me feel old, my time must have passed because he looks so fresh-faced and vaguely like he doesn't know how the fuck he ended up in his own bizarrely scatalogical video; i kinda felt it with cassidy too when he does the 'six in the morning' gesture and looks unsure of how many fingers to hold up; back to school with you scamps! anyway it hardly needs pointing out that the tipsy accapella belongs on some extreme radio testtube science - the og beat is already quite extreme - but let me just ram it home unnecessarily with this "overprotected" beat; remember "overprotected"?? perhaps the realest britney single ever and you have to sing like the whole first verse and chorus before people remember it! fucking fools)
eighteen: j-kwon - "tipsy" spizz blend
(j-kwon is like the first rapper to make me feel old, my time must have passed because he looks so fresh-faced and vaguely like he doesn't know how the fuck he ended up in his own bizarrely scatalogical video; i kinda felt it with cassidy too when he does the 'six in the morning' gesture and looks unsure of how many fingers to hold up; back to school with you scamps! anyway it hardly needs pointing out that the tipsy accapella belongs on some extreme radio testtube science - the og beat is already quite extreme - but let me just ram it home unnecessarily with this "overprotected" beat; remember "overprotected"?? perhaps the realest britney single ever and you have to sing like the whole first verse and chorus before people remember it! fucking fools)
3.8.04
40 days of spizz blends
seventeen: g unit - "stunt 101" spizz blend
(sometimes i think "stunt" is my secret favourite song that i could never honestly tell people is my favourite song because it doesn't match any criteria anyone would want to put forward; i mean the beat is aight - it has those amazing digital reggae fills - but not really something to dance interestingly to [criteria #1!] and g unit just do their g unit thing - 50 gargles and lloyd has one perfect line out of every ten and buck drops his bitchy fashion stuff [this should probably be criteria #2 but anyway] and it all goes down smooth but nothing really makes you go omg wtf [the real fake criteria #2] etc; and yet it is by a huge distance the best song on the g unit album and probably the best song ever made, someone please explain that to me! so i chose to honour it with some proper real undie beats from visionaries and yeshua da poed [!!]; in other news zane is playing that old faith no more song and later he's debuting the new green day single and dizzee is in the studio, cool!)
seventeen: g unit - "stunt 101" spizz blend
(sometimes i think "stunt" is my secret favourite song that i could never honestly tell people is my favourite song because it doesn't match any criteria anyone would want to put forward; i mean the beat is aight - it has those amazing digital reggae fills - but not really something to dance interestingly to [criteria #1!] and g unit just do their g unit thing - 50 gargles and lloyd has one perfect line out of every ten and buck drops his bitchy fashion stuff [this should probably be criteria #2 but anyway] and it all goes down smooth but nothing really makes you go omg wtf [the real fake criteria #2] etc; and yet it is by a huge distance the best song on the g unit album and probably the best song ever made, someone please explain that to me! so i chose to honour it with some proper real undie beats from visionaries and yeshua da poed [!!]; in other news zane is playing that old faith no more song and later he's debuting the new green day single and dizzee is in the studio, cool!)
2.8.04
40 days of spizz blends
sixteen: drama - "left right left" spizz blend
(christ it's hot today! i have used this accapella with lots of different beats and it always works about the same; the beat is soulo/jaimeson's "switch", which should be best remembered for the 12 having a 4x4 version on one side and a half speed version on the other [being a complete dick i use both in this blend!], why don't all 12s have that?? and is the 4x4 version urban house like wot spoony talks about?? spoony had spizzazzz hero victor off bb5 on his radio show the other morning and claimed he would act exactly like victor has if he were to be on bb; as opposed to chummily sucking everyone's dick, hey spoonman! dude is annoying without the rest of the dreem teem around him)
sixteen: drama - "left right left" spizz blend
(christ it's hot today! i have used this accapella with lots of different beats and it always works about the same; the beat is soulo/jaimeson's "switch", which should be best remembered for the 12 having a 4x4 version on one side and a half speed version on the other [being a complete dick i use both in this blend!], why don't all 12s have that?? and is the 4x4 version urban house like wot spoony talks about?? spoony had spizzazzz hero victor off bb5 on his radio show the other morning and claimed he would act exactly like victor has if he were to be on bb; as opposed to chummily sucking everyone's dick, hey spoonman! dude is annoying without the rest of the dreem teem around him)
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